...which is the sexiest posting on the Ebb Tide tribe?

And just to set your so-called-carnivorous heathen-prole asses straight: Have you met Italian sausage?

No, seriously, the rendition of Italian sausage at the 'tide is really fucking good. I just had a sandwich thereof not minutes ago, and it made me very happy. Plus a pile of potato chunks, the bigger the better. In fact, I like it best when Kelleigh doesn't even cut the potatoes at all, just fries 'em up whole. Then I can swallow a whole potato at once and track the progress of its rodential bulge through my viscera.