breakfast falls

topic posted Wed, October 1, 2003 - 11:35 PM by  Tarin
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when are spanganga and ebb tide going to join forces and have hot girls serving bacon out of their chachas? Oh I forgot. That's Sunday brunch.
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Tarin
SF Bay Area
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  • Re: breakfast falls

    Thu, October 2, 2003 - 9:31 AM
    jesus h christ on a popsicle stick, I think I simultaneously wet my pants and bust a gut with raging hysteria when I read that. thank the lord for kittens, chocolate, and tarin.

    (hmm, that's two religious idioms in one four-line post. worrisome?)
  • Re: breakfast falls

    Thu, October 2, 2003 - 11:14 AM
    would you wear a bacon bikini?
    • Re: breakfast falls

      Thu, October 2, 2003 - 11:21 AM
      Would you wear them Sam I Am?
      Would you wear them on your bust?

      Yes I would wear them if I must,
      I would wear them as discussed.
      • Re: breakfast falls

        Thu, October 2, 2003 - 11:25 AM
        How about we initiate a "take your clothes off" Sunday Brunch. We don't need permission, we can just all disrobe at breakfast this Sunday..who's game?
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          Re: breakfast falls

          Thu, October 2, 2003 - 12:05 PM
          Oustanding warrants prevent me from disrobing in public for the time being, but I strongly support "take your clothes off" sunday brunch. Since i'm disqualified from participating, I'd like to at least offer my services as a referee this sunday. I'll be sleeping in front of the door when you're ready to open. To wake me, kick me gentle.

          b
  • Re: breakfast falls

    Thu, October 2, 2003 - 11:52 AM
    does that mean sean kelly gets jumped in as a Petro clan?
    • Who likes latte?

      Thu, October 2, 2003 - 1:07 PM
      Once and for all. I am my own fucking clan.
      You all had your essence divided between you. In the Petro's case each one has 50% essence. In the Nolan case each one has about 14%. In the Grubb case they each have 20% essence. In the lutz's case each boy has 33% essence.

      Imagine 7 times the noona. Or 2 times the KayTea. Or 5 times the Jonathan. Or three times the Mike Lutz.

      That's what you fucking get in one Sean Kelly.

      There will be no jumping or sexing me into any of your clans.

      And since this is off topic. Who likes latte?
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        Re: Who likes latte?

        Thu, October 2, 2003 - 1:24 PM
        i dont like latte. i like coffee. black. ebb tide coffee. good. every morning i drink it.
      • Re: Who likes latte?

        Thu, October 2, 2003 - 1:53 PM
        For furthur exploration into this topic, please join "essence of nolan" tribe
        • Re: Who likes latte?

          Tue, October 7, 2003 - 11:09 AM
          Essenceofnolan my ass. For fair and balanced coverage of clan wars NoNoNoNolan is the only tribe to join.

          >For furthur exploration into this topic, please
          >join "essence of nolan" tribe
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            Re: Who likes latte?

            Tue, October 7, 2003 - 3:00 PM
            johnathan you love the essence of Nolan! you're just mad cause we nolans don't feel threatened by you silly little stinky grubbs...
            i like lattes with soymilk, hmmm good..
      • Re: Who likes latte?

        Thu, October 2, 2003 - 2:27 PM
        lattes are just a crutch for people who can't take real coffee.

        And mochas! Don't get me started on mochas...
        • Re: Who likes latte?

          Thu, October 2, 2003 - 6:42 PM
          That's right.
          If you embellish your espresso or coffee with anything but sugar and milk, you are a big fucking pussy. Real coffe all the way.

          Reverend Billy says when you each out for that five dollar latte mochachino, say praise beyond and pull that hand back.
          • Re: Who likes latte?

            Thu, October 2, 2003 - 7:11 PM
            actually I do the mocha because it gives me the chocolate I need to keep my serotonin levels up and the calcium I need for my women's bones.

            Plus one mocha a day doesn't give me the shits like five cups of coffee a day.

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