A general note to all, though you are indeed the choir unto whom I preach, that insofar as I am qualified to state, which I largely am or oughta be, considering how many of the damn things I've eaten in all corners, the Ebb Tide officially has one of the best, nay *the* best Tuna Melt in the city -- crunchy, hot, cheesy, and, significantly, scalliony.

I'd make a Kelleigh Trowbridge Kicks Fucking Ass tribe, except that this is already essentially it.